AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!
fun fact i very rarely read through these before shitting on them
as such i don’t remember if this “japnese” stuff actually gets “used” in this chapter/fanfic
but oh my god i hope it does because it’s gonna be awful
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!
see that’s the charming thing about my immortal
you can never tell if this chick is actually serious about all this or is trolling really hard
and we are back with this… this
AN: Shut up Merinami, you’re just a loser pervert who’s jealous. Thanks to all my fans for the traffic xxx love you ^_^
ah good this author responds to criticism about as well as the author of my immortal
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
- please beg for attention a little more
- such a fuckin slavedriver jesus can’t you just write without ordering good reviews
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
oh boy now what
Many of the fanfictions submitted are multi-chapter works
Granted, most of the “chapters” are very very short, but when the story is also 10+ chapters long, it adds up
So I need to figure out how to handle multi-chapter fanfictions
Which would you guys prefer:
- Posting a few chapters together weekly until I get through the whole fiction
- Just posting a few chapters together and dropping it
- Some other option I’m not thinking of
(Note that My Immortal Mondays are exempt from this rule)
So which would y’all prefer?
this one is for desireisthedrive who I think has sent this fic to me about three times now
it’s an Umineko fanfiction but fortunately you don’t actually have to know anything about Umineko to appreciate the sheer badness
Disclaimer: I don’t own Umineko or the characters. A big japanese company does. Please don’t sue.
AN: Sorry if some stuff is wrong I havent finished the show.
you know it is a good fiction when they feel the need to mention that things might not be accurate
Umineko stood on the balcony of her mansion. She watched the waves roll onto the sad misty planes, and remembered her fond memories of Battler. He was a rough-and-tumble young lad, with a fondness for bosom, something she had in great numbers.
Making a comeback on lucky number 13
This is either the best plan ever or the worst and I can’t decide
(At least, as ever, at least it is short)
AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
Yo the author’s notes are not the place to make apologies and whatnot to friends okay that is what cell phones are for
Anonymous asked: do you have the link to my immortal? me and my friend want to read it
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Io Saturnalia! Good luck with retaining your good senses this chapter!
AN: stop f,aing
What is f,aing I do not understand
ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
I was going to add some of my classic witty commentary to this paragraph, but then I realized I have no idea what to write because I don’t even know what this is saying
In any case… Hit the jump, y’all know the drill by now.
Anonymous asked: Have you found Time Of Your Life by xxxbloodyristsxxx yet? Is it why you have not been updating? Did it kill your brain?
No, I mostly haven’t been updating because school decided that it would be funny to let me pay to be smacked upside the head with books I had to pay for. :c (Figuratively speaking, of course.)
“Time of your life?” Oh, goodness. I haven’t read it yet, no, but surely it can’t be as bad as M-
YE GODS WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY CREATION