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My Immortal Monday
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Io Saturnalia! Good luck with retaining your good senses this chapter!
AN: stop f,aing
f,aing
…f,aing
What is f,aing I do not understand
ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
I was going to add some of my classic witty commentary to this paragraph, but then I realized I have no idea what to write because I don’t even know what this is saying
In any case… Hit the jump, y’all know the drill by now.
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Anonymous asked: Have you found Time Of Your Life by xxxbloodyristsxxx yet? Is it why you have not been updating? Did it kill your brain?
No, I mostly haven’t been updating because school decided that it would be funny to let me pay to be smacked upside the head with books I had to pay for. :c (Figuratively speaking, of course.)
“Time of your life?” Oh, goodness. I haven’t read it yet, no, but surely it can’t be as bad as M-
YE GODS WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY CREATION
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My Immortal Monday
Because I know you all missed your weekly dose of brain trauma.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111
It probably is srupid, really.
it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!
Are you guys ready to see how chapter eleven delz wit rly sris issus? Me too, ‘cause I don’t even know what that means.
Hit the jump, kiddies, you know the drill.
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drcolonx asked: I just stayed up all night. Thank you for making me cry and pee with laughter, I am now off to look for horrid fanficts to submit to you. <3
Glad you enjoy them!
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“Domanit Harry” by courtneycutiecullen11
So, hey, I’m back y’all! So this one is a request from a “Bella” from a little while ago and I’m finally getting around to it! For future reference, I don’t have as much time as I used to to look up and mock mind-numbingly bad fanfics, so if you want to help me breathe some life into this blog again, feel free to drop off suggestions and requests in the ask/submission box and I will get to them as soon as I can!
Anyways. No, that title’s not a typo. Well, not a typo on my part, anyways. That’s literally how it’s spelled. If that doesn’t clue you in that this is bad, I don’t know what will. Fortunately for you, it’s also very very short. So. Let’s start it off, then… with an unmarked author’s note.
I don’t own anything only the person that is in charge of harry potter owns the characters. I wish i owned Cedric though.:( bummer
soo lets begin
Let’s. Hit the jump, kiddies, you know the drill.
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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“One Different Step” by Sabbs (NSFW)
Well, it’s been a while since I’ve popped up, so to make you guys feel better, I purposely went out and looked for a really bad fanfic of a pairing I actually ship. And as expected, I easily found one. That’s the problem with femmeslash pairings.
So, yeah, that means there’s two girls getting it on. If that’s not your thing, well… sorry.
If it is your thing, I still feel the need to apologize because not only is it a femmeslash fanfiction, it is a muscle fetish fanfiction. I have never in my life understood muscle fetishes and it hasn’t started yet.
Let me assure you. This fanfiction hurts me waaay more than it’ll hurt you. But, let’s get started.
Kim lay there, she was tired, school had taxed her to max and she had a mountain of homework. She looked at the books piled on her desk and sighed; the day was far from over. Her communicator beeped, filling the room with its perky little chime. She reached over and grabbed it from her table. She flipped it open and waited for Wade to show his round little face, instead though she got the shock of her life; it was Shego.
“Shego!!!” She was stunned and sat up immediately, What?”
In case you needed a hint as to what the pairing in question was. Sigh. Hit the jump to let the confusion continue.
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ComicsNix’s: “Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh”
This is by my favourite fanfiction author of all time: ComicsNix. Whether he’s a troll or not, his stories are fantastic. This is the first story of his I ever read, and I am now going to share the magic with all of you. Enjoy.
This story is a cross-over between Star Wars & Transformers. WARNING: BIZARRE SEXUAL CONTENT. NOT FOR THE WEAK OF MIND (though, honestly, this is probably the most mild of his stories. Compared to the rest of his stuff, I’d rate this one PG-13).
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
Optimus Prime is entering Megatorn secret base. The fight was vicious and the other transformers got caught. Optimus need to free them. Them, he enters Megatron knig chamber:
“egatro! Free my transformer pals or sufeer lead metal consequences!” shout Potimus.
Another warning: The spelling gets worse for here on, be strong.
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My Immortal Monday
Whoops, almost lost track of the days again and forgot to post a new segment today! Luckily I remembered. I know how disappointed you all would have been if we’d forgotten about chapter ten of everybody’s favorite story.
Are you ready for this?
Nope.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
…WHAT
Good thing this one’s short. I’m not sure how much more of this I - or anyone else - can take.