1. zhivcado asked: ((I love you for the wolf. FANART MODE, ACTIVATE!))

    dude if anyone wants to draw fanart of that terrifying wolf monstrosity thing just tag it “fuck yeah bad fanfics” and i will happily reblog it onto fybf

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  2. Sarah in Aperture [Portal 2] Chapters 3-4

    omg 3 chapterzzzz 1 nightttttt

    i can tell

    ok enjoy any1 reading this lolzzzzz

    roflmao etc etc moving on

    she was alive before he said that. but then after she was dead inside. she fired a portal. it glowed rainbow.

    SIGHS

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  3. My Immortal Monday

    Chapter 18.

    AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!

    i thought he swore earlier because he had a headache not because he was trying to

    you know what? i don’t care

    i don’t

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  4. “Umineko: Memories of Umineko” Chapters 7-8

    AN: Flamers shut up. Thanks kirbyfan i know im not the best writer in the world but I just want to tell a story xox to my fans

    i’m not even sure what story you’re trying to tell anymore dude the plot changes every time you post a new chapter

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  5. Sarah in Aperture [Portal 2] Chapters 1-2

    someone submitted this to me a while back but when i went to check it it had been taken down so i googled the title and lo and behold the fic had been uploaded in its entirety on a mirror

    gotta love the internet’s penchant for clinging to terrible things

    chapter 1: waking up

    when sarah woke up it was dark. she heard a voice. “you have been asleep for nine nine nine nine”

    well at least we know she started playing portal 2

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  6. casual reminder that if you submit something i’m gonna need the actual link and not just the title

    like seriously some of these titles are super generic and i have no idea where you found the fanfic or even what fandom it’s meant to be from

    mindreading is not one of my skills i’m afraid

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  7. My Immortal Monday

    oops look at me forgetting to update again being an adult is hard kids

    in any case, on with the show

    Chapter 17.

    AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!

    UH i may be getting my My Immortal timelines mixed up but i think this is the part where tara gets in a fight with her beta (YES THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS WERE BETA’D) and everything gets progressively worse from here on out oh god

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  8. “Umineko: Memories of Umineko” Chapters 5-6

    good morning sunshines

    AN: Shut up reviewers. Ill explain stuff later haven’t you ever heard of CLIFF HANGERS xxx to my fans love you

    i’m less concerned about the cliffhanger and more concerned with the fact that umineko was trying to escape a witch and then woke up in a vent with no explanation

    also my friend who actually knows things about umineko informed me since the last update that there is not an actual character in the series named umineko and now i’m distressed as all hell

    WHO IS THIS PERSON

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  9. modpost

    whoa we passed 100 followers while i was pretending to be a responsible adult

    sup guys

    also we have a new affiliate in fuckyeahmarysues so that is a thing too (you should go follow them)! yay affiliates

    (and subtly sway their followers from submitting fanfics to them and sending them to me wait what)

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  10. Anonymous asked: Oh no! Did you disappear again? I was so excited to see "My Immortal Monday" back!

    yEAH that was my bad i got caught up in my schoolwork and procrastinating from my schoolwork and so forgot to update several times

    i am working on things now however so!

    2 months ago  /  1 note